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"Hello godmother."

"Hello, beastie."

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when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk

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BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick


This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

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so i’m jumping on the bandwagon

part 1 of who knows  |  [insp]

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Killian Jones + Motivation

Please feel free to delete my commentary, I won’t be offended. I’m pretty sure this has been said a thousand times before  but I’m having a lot of Killian Jones feels today and they wouldn’t really fit in the tags.

Losing people and betrayal have been huge motivating factors in Killian Jones’ life. From the very beginning he had very few people who he genuinely cared for and who cared for him. His father abandoned him but he did have his brother, Liam. He became a lieutenant and an honourabe man. But Liam was all he had and when he died that loss, and the betrayal of his sovereign, motivated Killian to take on a life of piracy.

Finding and loving Milah didn’t change that. She didn’t inspire him to become a better version of himself, he remained a pirate. It was her death that changed him and, unfortunately, not for the better. Once again he lost the only thing that he had, the only person who really cared for him and the only person that he truly loved. He went from a pirate to a man motivated by vengeance, someone willing to hurt anyone that got in his way.

When Baelfire turned up in his life, Killian said that he was willing to change and I believe him. He would have given up his pursuit of revenge in order to raise the boy. Because Killian Jones wanted a home and a family; he wanted to change. Because deep down he is a man of honour (just one that lost his way). Killian’s reaction to Baelfire’s rejection is not justifiable but I think it is understandable. When Bae refused to stay Killian clung on to the only thing he had left, his revenge, and turned Bae over to Pan. It’s the same thing he does when he loses Emma 300 years later.

Fast forward hundreds of years and Killian Jones does change, and “all it took was meeting the right person” - Emma Swan. In Tallahassee we see a Killian Jones who, although still hell bent on revenge, is willing to work with the good guys and turn his back on Cora. He had no intention of betraying Emma until she betrayed him. And his behaviour throughout the rest of season 2 is a direct result of that. He may steal the magic bean in the finale but his conscience, and his memory of Bae, get in the way. He realises that he can change, he can care for someone again and that someone is Emma Swan.

He turned his back on revenge and became the man of honour, the hero, he used to be from that point on. He did that without any promises from Emma, he did it because she inspired him to. And this time, when he loses someone important to him, he tries desperately to go back to his previous life, he tries to revert just like he’d done in the past. Only, this time, it doesn’t work. He can’t go back to the man he used to be. Emma changes him for the better, even when there is no hope of him ever seeing her again.

Everything he does in the Jolly Roger flashbacks reeks of desperation. He’s trying to fix the hole that Emma left in his heart the same way that he always has. He betrays Ariel, he ‘kills’ Blackbeard, he clings onto the Jolly Roger…but it’s all in vain. Ultimately, Emma Swan changed Hook irrevocably, in a way that nobody else in his life was able to do. That’s what makes their relationship so wonderful (to me), because I think he does exactly the same for her too.

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Tumblr Loves Halloween 

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get to know meme[4/5] favorite male characters → augustus waters

“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more. Augustus Waters talked so much he’d interrupt in his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And hes was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

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when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. 

you cant expect people, to always be happy, even if they are in love. because life doesn’t stop for anyone. But you can be there for the good fight. 

my god why can’t everyone be like this

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if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

This post was good but then it got better

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